Pinkaddict: 2015

So if you guys are wondering how time works then sit back and listen to this mind blowing discovery and adventure all in one. So mainly time is stored in this orb. This orb has been around for 4.5 billion years so you can say the orb has been here for around like forever. Well if you are wondering how I found this out well someone well apparently me kind of went on a trip to the Amazon rainforest and found this cave called Goo Hoo Ba Ga ( I know I was also like "WHAT?" when I found that was the name) and went in and found the orb, dropped it and shattered it into pieces. So here's where the story starts. After I shattered the orb into pieces I knew I was in big trouble but before I could scream "AAAHHH" my head started spinning like crazy.Then a few seconds later I saw an abyss (A large deep that appears to have no bottom)It was so huge that it could fit a whole car! I was so curious to find out what was at the end of the abyss that I did the dumbest thing ever…I jumped into the abyss!!! I was falling and falling it was like forever!!!Suddenly I hit my head on a rock and before I knew it I fainted! After a while I felt someone patting on my shoulder! I stood up immediately and saw a soldier wearing blue tip to toe. ”Hey you wake up the war is about to start with the nasty British empire!” said the soldier. Then I replied “What! Dude that war was like 195 years ago! But he just left me there like I was some sort of a crazy kid or something!

Then I realized that the abyss was gone and that these people here are weirdoes! But I guess I took back what I said when I saw the British army appear and the US army loading bombs! And you better believe it, they started shooting bombs at each other like crazy! I was so scared that I ran for my life (Believe it or not I almost got hit by a bomb) I safely reached to a small cottage which seemed empty and since the door was open I thought I let myself in! I found a bed, food and some clothes but unfortunately all the clothes were so out of style. Though I had no choice but I took a bath using the well in the backyard and wore those old fashioned clothes(Urrrgh!). And since I was hungry I had 5 pieces of bread with cheese and 2 glass of milk. When I was about to take a nap I could here soldiers crying “MOMMY !”. So mainly I didn't really have a pleasant nap.

When I woke up there was a whirlpool right inside the room! I thought maybe if I just jump into the whirlpool I could get back home but boy was I wrong later I found myself in a building which was I think made out of concrete and stone. Then only I realized I was in the Colosseum! And to my surprise I was wearing a female gladiatorial armor and I had a body shield and a sword. And I found out I was fighting Juvenal. She was one of the best female gladiators in Roman history at least that is what I learned from history class. (That is the only part I heard from my teacher’s long boring story of gladiators!) So mainly I knew my last words would be “HELP!” so goodbye to me! But the weird thing was that Juvenal was not here she was putting on makeup! What kind of gladiator puts make up? I saw Emperor Nero and his wife sitting on the balcony waiting for Juvenal. Since they were not really paying attention on me I ran for the Colosseum’s gate and for my luck guards were not there guarding the gate so I just opened the gate and I let myself out.

I bursted into tears the minute I got out of the Colosseum. I thought I would never get back home! But the weird thing was that there was no abyss or whirlpool anywhere at all. That made me feel even worst! But just then I heard a crowd of people running towards me! “Watch out! "The god Folorga has made a giant of wind and it is going to attack us”! said a Roman. But it was no “giant beast” at all it was a tornado! I ran for my life but the tornado kept on catching up! Before I could even hide myself I got tossed up by the tornado! But the odd thing was that when I was in the tornado I did not feel anything and in the inside of the tornado everything looked like I was in space! It was really weird! After a minute or so the tornado was fading away and I was getting lowered to the ground. Then soon when I could see after all that dusty sight I saw and felt water around me. It was a river! And it was so long. Infact it was so long it that it looked the River Nile!

“But How?” I asked myself. Then suddenly it all came to me! The whole time I was going back in time because I broke the orb so that means time is all mixed up. Like for instance when I went through the abyss I went to the US then I used the whirlpool I went to Rome and after the tornado I went to Egypt! But how will I ever get home! That’s when a huge palace like building caught my eye! I swam to land and walked to the palace.There was few hieroglyphs on the palace.I knew what they meant because I had history classes every Monday and this week we learned about Hieroglyphs and it was so boring that I slept halfway the class! Anyway, I understood the symbols and they translated"Ramesses II". All I knew about him that he was regarded as the greatest,most celebrated and the most powerful pharoah of the Egyptian Empire.

Since I was was hungry I thought maybe Ramesses II would offer me some food . So I walked to the palace's gate and I asked "Excuse me can I get into the palace!" I asked one of the guard. One of the guards replied"Sure Princess Metritamen". I was totally puzzled.How am I a princess? That is when I caught eye of my Egyptian dress. It was gorgeous! I loved it! And since I was princess I had free access! So I just went in and gaze the beautiful sculptors.Then I saw Ramesses II. I guess he was also my dad in logic".Hi Dad can I have some food?, I asked gave me thoughtful look and said"Of course honey there is cake at the dinner table". When I heard his response I ran over to the dinner table,well at first I got lost because it was a huge place but then a confused slave helped me find the way. When I got there ad saw the cake I dindn't think that Ramesses II meant that there would be a 6 layered colourful and glittered cake. But since I was starving to death I just gobbled up everything. After I was done I sat in this fancy couch and I was fed grapes. I really felt like I was a princess well basically I am but it was like a dream come true. Soon a slave came and said " Princess Meritamen it is time for your makeup"!

So I left to put on my makeup and when I was done I actually looked like a real princess. After that I went out to the market and bought some dresses and well went back to the palace since I was tired I slept at Meritamen’s room or I suppose my room! But when I woke up everything was different! I was in my room as in my very own room cuddling my blanket! I ran out of bed and hugged my parents but they were confused and they told me that I was at home the whole time! So I guess it all was a dream! When I planned to go back to bed I realized I was still wearing makeup!!!

Hey guys so hope you like this essay I created myself.Don't forget to comment down below on what you think will happen next .
P.S sorry there will not be any GIFSALICIOUS programme cause I have tests going on this week so I will only be posting more gifs by next week.And don't forget to comment down below next weeks theme.
With much love
-Manu